About
my name is morgan murphy. i write. i do standup comedy. sometimes i do acting things. you can learn very impersonal things about me here. you can also go to morganmurphy.net, but maybe you just came from there and now you're confused/angry/frustrated. Sorry to make this more complicated than it needs to be. I have a habit of doing that. You don't have to stay.
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Morgan Murphy on Facebook
twitter <---that's usually where i am.
i posted the first pic of my giraffe watching another giraffe on tv. then other people on twitter got their giraffes in on the action. this is all fairly ridiculous. I’ll add more as they come. will they?
mine:
@rmc05b:
@shanenickerson
@danie_thegirl
@soozn79
@thomastowell
Reblogged from fakerockstar
we both look crazy. so that’s good.
Reggie Watts translates for Morgan Murphy at the #ECNY #awards (Taken with instagram)
mike destefano.
just some pics, mostly from backstage at the taping of “Comics Anonymous” with Jim Norton, Rich Voss, and Bobby Kelly… Mike did a lot of great stuff last year. He got to see some of his hard work pay off. I was proud of him as comic, and as a friend.
I have to go out of town and sadly must get rid of my four tickets to see Paula Poundstone, THIS Saturday March 5th, at the Gramercy Theater in NYC. The tickets cost $192.80. If you buy them, I will match that amount as a donation to Planned Parenthood. You can reach me at morgan@morganmurphy.net, and if I still have the tickets, I’ll return your email. Thanks!
FYI the seats are good, fifth row, stage right (or stage left, however they say that stuff in ye old theater speak).
©1976
Barbara Cohen-Flemming was the first living woman ever discovered in North America.
"You got kids? Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. And when I see the Tea Party and all this stuff, it actually feels like racism’s almost over. Because this is the last—this is the act up before the sleep. They’re going crazy. They’re insane. You want to get rid of them—and the next thing you know, they’re fucking knocked out. And that’s what’s going on in the country right now."
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Chris Rock on Tea Party racism. (via spiegelman)
I think he’s right.
(via glamsoda)
Amazing.
(via mattbraunger)
some random ny comedy pics…eventually I’ll post’em all somewheres
Reblogged from allthisshitisold-deactivated201
Wayne
“Mulching Christmas trees: it’s good for the environment AND it feels like you’re killing Jesus!” - Mayor Bloomberg
I’m bringing my solo show “NAKED & BLOODY” to New York for one show only. It’ll be Wednesday, January 12 at 8pm at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater. I’m not trying to be a jerk but a lot of people have seen and enjoyed this show in Los Angeles, so there’s no reason a person in New York.
Barnes & Noble @ 66th & Broadway closes today. Took some pics w/my iPhone till they told me to stop.
forgot how much I LOVE this. David Lee Roth doing Bluegrass “Jump” on Leno
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