my name is morgan murphy. i write. i do standup comedy. sometimes i do acting things. you can learn very impersonal things about me here. you can also go to morganmurphy.net, but maybe you just came from there and now you're confused/angry/frustrated. Sorry to make this more complicated than it needs to be. I have a habit of doing that. You don't have to stay.
my new favorite song is “FX has the movies”
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London. You guys are one of the only cities I am performing in where the venue allows teenagers. So all you 16+—-ers out there, *throw your homework onto the fire and come out and find the one you love!*
MONDAY SEPTEMBER 23rd at 9:30pm every night thru SATURDAY SEPT 28th.
Witch’s Rock Surf Camp, Costa Rica
just some pics, mostly from backstage at the taping of “Comics Anonymous” with Jim Norton, Rich Voss, and Bobby Kelly… Mike did a lot of great stuff last year. He got to see some of his hard work pay off. I was proud of him as comic, and as a friend.
I have to go out of town and sadly must get rid of my four tickets to see Paula Poundstone, THIS Saturday March 5th, at the Gramercy Theater in NYC. The tickets cost $192.80. If you buy them, I will match that amount as a donation to Planned Parenthood. You can reach me at firstname.lastname@example.org, and if I still have the tickets, I’ll return your email. Thanks!
FYI the seats are good, fifth row, stage right (or stage left, however they say that stuff in ye old theater speak).
Barbara Cohen-Flemming was the first living woman ever discovered in North America.