my name is morgan murphy. i write. i do standup comedy. sometimes i do acting things. you can learn very impersonal things about me here. you can also go to morganmurphy.net, but maybe you just came from there and now you're confused/angry/frustrated. Sorry to make this more complicated than it needs to be. I have a habit of doing that. You don't have to stay.
…to anyone who thought I was making it up.
To vaguely quote the awesome female comedian Morgan Murphy,” When I hear someone had sex for a cheeseburger… it makes me feel sorry for them…until I realize I have had sex for a lot less then a cheeseburger before”.
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… BUENO A VER… ACA NI POR LA HAMBURGUESA. CARAQUENAS PERRAS. PERRAS GOCHAS. PERRA ANDINA. PERRA LLANERA O MARGARITENA…...
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Was it a double or a simple cheeseburguer?
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