You may already be aware of Mark and Scott Kelly. They’re astronauts. And they’re twins.

AND…they’re on Twitter.

Next year, they’ll be in space TOGETHER (Scott commands the International Space Station, and Mark is gonna command the last scheduled space shuttle flight) . Pretty cool. But you know what’s NOT pretty cool? The fact that Scott has more Twitter followers even though Mark is older by six minutes, AND has a mustache. I think those two things alone qualify him to have as many, if not more followers than his brother.

My mission is to make this happen. So go to Twitter, and start following Mark (@shuttleCDRkelly). Keep up on Scott’s numbers too, if you’re really invested (@StationCDRkelly).

This might be the most important thing you’ve ever done, especially if you’re a terrible person.

Have I mentioned I am doing this because I’m so bored I almost started collecting old spoons?