If you’re weird enough, every store is a sex toy store.
my name is morgan murphy. i write. i do standup comedy. sometimes i do acting things. you can learn very impersonal things about me here. you can also go to morganmurphy.net, but maybe you just came from there and now you're confused/angry/frustrated. Sorry to make this more complicated than it needs to be. I have a habit of doing that. You don't have to stay.